Other T-Shirts This Guy Owns

It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Skynyrd, Philadelphia Coliseum, ‘77

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, FLOOR

FBI: Female Body Inspector

Your Pockets: The Only Place Democrats Will Drill

There’s Room for All God’s Creatures…Right Between the Veggies and the Baked Potato

PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

My ass is only for shitting

My Kid Kicked Your Honors Student’s Ass

No HOMO

I Screw. I Nut. I bolt.

Old Navy Fourth of July, 2003

[A purple sweatshirt embroidered with a teddy bear that his wife doesn’t know he likes to wear around the house when she’s not home.]

The Tangential