Throw an MGMT CD at someone who’s pissing.

Poop your collar.

For 24 hours, every time you encounter someone entering or leaving a bathroom, say, “Congratulations.”

Walk into a store, ask where the mgmt. is, and when he comes out, throw a jar of piss at him.

Try to hold your pee so long that you can piss through the entire five-minute length of “Kids.”

Have a jar-of-piss party where you listen to MGMT and everyone drinks Riesling out of Mason jars.

Go to a bar and start drinking. Go the bathroom and piss once, really entertainingly; win a lot of fans. When they all follow you to a bathroom a second time, take a really boring piss and watch them all walk out. Complain.

– Jay Gabler is aware that initial reports of MGMT getting hit with a jar of piss were later corrected to state that the liquid in question was beer, and doesn’t care.

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