Things Graphic Designers Will Make Fun of You for Doing
-Using large drop shadows
-Designing exclusively in Helvetica
-Using a JPEG for a button when you could style it in HTML5
-Not knowing what HTML5 or CSS mean
-Using fake glares
-Putting a picture of yourself holding up a poster on your portfolio
-Calling yourself a minimalist when you’re actually using multiple textures and transparencies
-Creating any kind of logo where you can simply type out the letters
-Having a Photoshopped light leak or flare
-Taking your Instagram or Hipstamatic photos seriously
-Using a radial background
-Using shiny gradients
-Calling a portfolio of anime drawings or landscape paintings “a design portfolio”
-Creating an identity with more than 5 base colors
-Putting birds on it
-Not knowing what Hoefler & Frere-Jones is
-Designing exclusively in Futura
-Using a default blog theme
-Not knowing the difference between Knockout and Univers
-Overusing flow charts
-Still thinking bike-related art is “the future”
-Using your computer’s default handwritten or script fonts
-Being “into” Holga photography
-Not liking LCD Soundsystem
-Using a Yudu screenprinting machine
-Not having enough padding in your divs
-Using faux hand-or typewriting
-Having more than 3 different fonts on a piece of work (even 3 is pushing it)
-Overusing Gotham. Or Archer
–Becky Lang works with a lot of designers