Social(ish) Media Founders and CEOs in Order of Attractiveness: #6-1

6. Evan Williams – Twitter

“My favorite authors are Russian and the first big purchase I made when the cash started flowing was a custom-made $8,000 mattress, but that doesn’t mean I won’t still go with you when you are in the mood for Famous Dave’s.”

5. Billy Chasen – turntable.fm

I bet it’s hard to be taken seriously in the business world when you insist on going by “Billy” but this adorable mop-head shut up every naysayer when he figured out how to open a door via text message. In the words of B. Spears – email my heart Billy.

4. Caterina Fake – Flickr

I bet you guys were all “WHERE MY LADIES AT?” According to this photo, they and their enviable skin, are beaming up at the heavens sending you little reminders to upgrade to a Pro Account.

3. David Karp – Tumblr

TA-WIST! Everyone thought this dude was going to top our list. Like it practically shut down Twitter when I put out Part II because people were so filled the excitement and wonder of Christmas Eve about it and I had to be like, “SORRY ADORING FANS! You’ll have to wait until I do a couple more Google image searches!!” Obviously David Karp has what one commenter called an “All American Rejects appeal” but I don’t like it when people are prettier than me.