Life’s Hard Questions – Answered by Teen Magazines

Life’s Hard Questions – Answered by Teen Magazines


Here are all the hard questions that were answered for me at age 12 by YM, Seventeen and their peer magazines:

Do I really need to wash, rinse and repeat? Nope! You just need a dime-sized amount. Not enough lather? You probably need more water. Why not try this ultra voluminizing shampoo from Big Sexy Hair?

I had a dream about another girl. Am I a lesbian? Everybody does it! It doesn’t mean you’re gay. Here’s a built-in poster of Sean William Scott. Don’t you just want to invite him over to make cookies with you? See, you’re straight. Keep buying designer jeans. Here’s the hottest ones for the season!

How do I get boys to like me? Hey girl! Don’t worry about it. Just have a lot going on in your life so that you barely have time for boys. If you want to really make him look twice, try one of these new pairs of polka dot overalls from Betsey Johnson!

How can I get rock-hard abs at the beach? Provided is a step-by-step guide by Jennifer Aniston’s trainer. It is a pilates-yoga-bootcamp routine. Make sure you supplement it by running three miles a day and drinking carrot juice. Visit our website for video instructions.

I think my friend has an eating disorder. What do I do? Eating disorders are bad. They are created by the media, which has an unrealistic expectation of beauty. In reality, curvy is beautiful. Tell a teacher. This is probably stressing you out, so relax by doing Jennifer Aniston’s personal workout routine. On page 64 is a recipe for snacks under 100 calories that you can take to the beach. Concerned about your own body? Here’s how to dress for summer if you’re a little … uh … pear shaped. Lots of people can relate to your insecurities, even celebrities. Turn the page to read Mary-Kate Olsen – She’s Just Like You!

I’m worried about money. How can I get a raise at work? Spunky girls like you are taking over the workplace! Make sure you let them know you’re up for it by using a firm handshake and making strong eye contact. Have you thought about your look? Page 89 has the 10 Hottest Business Casual Outfits of Summer. It also can’t hurt to simmer sophistication by pulling your hair back into a slick chignon. Pro tip: use this $20 Bumble and Bumble pomade. Our editors love it!

I feel depressed. Sometimes I think about killing myself. What should I do? Get help right away! Tell your mom or a trusted adult. In the meantime, read our Dove-sponsored columns written by girls just like you. 3 young women are trying to make it in the big city – dealing with lost yoga mats, boyfriends with messy cars and having no time to just plain unwind. See, you’re not alone – everyone has problems! Sometimes it’s about taking time to love yourself by using a moisturizer that goes more than skin deep.

Where do I put blush? On the apples of your cheeks or under your cheekbones. Try this illuminating creme from M.A.C. to make your bone structure really pop!

Becky Lang