A Guide to Fucking Other Relevant Kinds of Girls

A Guide to Fucking Other Relevant Kinds of Girls


As of now, 750 people have shared Jonathan Last-Name-Redacted’s Tangential post “A Guide to Fucking Hipster Girls” on Facebook. It occurred to us that you might like to know how to fuck other kinds of girls as well.

How to fuck a litster girl: Be Salman Rushdie.

How to fuck a blipster girl: Own Digable Planets on vinyl.

How to fuck a “mister” girl: Dress like Tina Turner in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

How to fuck a miser girl: Shower her with Sacajawea dollars.

How to fuck a blister girl: Be very gentle.

How to fuck a B-lister girl: Be even more gentle.

How to fuck a quipster girl: Retweet her.

How to fuck a tipster girl: Ask her for the over-under on the NBA playoffs.

How to fuck a trickster girl: See above, “How to fuck a ‘mister’ girl.”

How to fuck a Pritzker girl: Be a horse trainer.

How to fuck an “it girl”: With an eightball and good timing.