Movies Cameron Diaz Must Be in Before Completing Her Career
Now that she’s in a movie called Bad Teacher, Cameron Diaz just needs to star in these films before earning the Cameron Diaz Award For Cameron Diazness.
Goofy Foot: After returning to her old surfing career, Maxi is really “making waves.” But during a practice surf before a big tournament, she discovers a secret island cove where black market zoo dealers are keeping pandas prisoner. Seeking to help her furry friends in a foreign country, she runs into some bad company – including an expat opium dealer (that guy who plays Aiden in “Sex and the City”), who ends up teaching her unexpected lessons about life, love and endangered species.
Friend Request: The Mask: Tina’s life has finally gotten normal. She has two blonde children, a golden retriever and an office job. Then, one day she receives a funny notification on Facebook: Friend Request: The Mask. “Here we go again,” she thinks. Soon she’s being tied to a bridge as a hostage, feeling younger than ever.
Babysitting? At 40?: Lauren’s having a rough time. Right after she lost her job as an anchor on E! News, she found out her husband was sleeping with her bikini waxer … who’s a guy! Things were hard, but they got even harder when she found herself unable to afford one piddly bottle of Kombucha tea. To pay the bills, she goes back to her gig at 12: babysitting. What she didn’t expect was that one of the tots would have an uncle with a fine lust for travel, fine wine – and blondes.
You’re My … What?: Brooke gets a letter in the mail – “Cheerleader Reunion Road Trip!” Although she doesn’t feel up for it, she knows she has to go. She was captain, after all. Staring in the mirror, she wonders how she can convince her old teammates she’s lived up to her high school legacy. Considering she just lost a record deal and has no other job, she’s not sure. What she doesn’t know is that her purpose was about to find her, on Highway 69. Driving two cars behind is the daughter she gave away after an illicit winter of wearing baggy sweaters. They meet at a rest stop, where the resemblance is uncanny. It’s a shock, but they deal with it the only way they know how – through music.