“This bedroom is a little small.”
“But you’ve gotta like how close it is to the bathroom.”

“This yard doesn’t have a privacy fence.”
“We need privacy.”

“I love these windows.”
“You can really see out of them.”

“That’s different.”
“It may be a little too different for us.”

“It is a bit far from work.”
“And you don’t like driving.”

“That wall is red.”
“We hate red.”

“These cabinets are a little ‘out there.’”
“Wonder what it would cost to switch them out?”
“I don’t know if I’m up for the work.”
“You’re right. We really like things that are ‘move-in ready.’”

“Look at the size of this closet.”
“Just think of all the shoes that could fit in there, honey.”

“I really like the wallpaper border in the bedroom.”
“It’s kind of cute how they did that.”

“Does this place have a bathtub?”
“It doesn’t look like it, honey. But there might be room for a bathtub?”
“I just don’t know if I’m up for the work.”

“We could make great Halloween costumes out of these curtains.”
“Yes, we could. That is so funny.”

–Jason Zabel