Should I be ashamed for liking Animal Collective or ashamed for not liking them?

Is a cleanse really going to help me lose weight and not get cancer, or will I just get “diarrhea chic” a few days? The articles in Elle are split.

I wonder if there’s someone else in the world who personalized their Nikes just like mine, and if we’re soul mates.

Are my Netflix recommendations telling of my moral character? Because it thinks I hate “inspiration” and love “crass humor.”

Am I hotter on Facebook or in real life?

What are the cost/benefits of masking my IP address? $200 for no-worries, unlimited porn and music? That’s kind of a lot.

Does my boyfriend read my GChat logs? Should I go “off the record?”

How many times can I swear I’ll never get botox before making it so that if, for some reason, someday, I do, I will not be perceived as a “hypocrite?”

Where can I get some Adderall?

Why the hell did I major in ____?

Should I switch to satellite or go straight-up TV on my laptop/iPad?

Is it time to put my cat on anti-anxiety meds?

Should I quit substances and technology and go back to nature?

Can I ever forgive Mark Zuckerberg?

Remember Reading Rainbow? Remember it?

–Becky Lang