Lady Gaga’s Penis Shoes: When should you wear them?
Lady Gaga recently debuted these weinery heels on American Idol. Here’s when you should wear them.
To a My Penis Got Cut Off convention
Lorena Bobbit’s funeral
To work as a trauma counselor
To your womyn’s support group
To a hot coal walk-off
Through grass, to prepare it for fertilization
To The Tangential HQ on Wear A Dildo To Work Day
To your Women and Gender Studies Class
While walking into a vagina
While stepping on a vagina
While Shooting a Man In the Penis