1. Natalie Portman
This might be a classically gay man answer, but I don’t care. Who else can make clawing your back skin off at night look so sexy? Her perfectly arched brows have carried many a film.
2. Kaya Scoledario
British Skins is a captivating, funny, smart and risque show, but Effie, played by Kaya Scoledario, was hands-down the most unforgettable part of it. At first a mute and then later a chain-smoking, rave-hitting heartbreaker, her character was about as sexy as TV will let the barely legal get. I’m really glad she wasn’t on TV when I was in high school, or I would have made lots of mistakes trying to be just like her.
3. Penelope Cruz
Yeah, yeah, I’m trying to pick shots of sexy chicks smoking. (Another one, coming up next.) Isn’t Penelope Cruz just beautiful? I could stare at her face all day.
4. Audrey Tatou
After seeing films like Amelie, I thought of Audrey Tatou as a cute chick who was good at smiling out of the side of her mouth. But then I saw her in the crappy film Priceless, where she trades her “adorable” for “gold digger,” I realized her true potential. Her cuteness gives her an impenetrable cloak of innocence so no matter how slutty she acts/dresses, she just comes off even more thin/stylish/beautiful. Now that’s power.
5. MIA
I will never be as cool as MIA. It’s a fact. But I can girl crush on her forever, so I will.
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