What passages from “Catcher in the Rye” are going through the heads of celebrities on the beach
It’s really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.
I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away.
Goddamn money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
I mean most girls are so dumb and all. After you neck them for a while, you can really watch them losing their brains.
People never notice anything.
I’m sort of glad they’ve got the atomic bomb invented. If there’s ever another war, I’m going to sit right the hell on top of it. I’ll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will.
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
In my mind, I’m probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.
I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddamn cemetery.
Don’t ever tell anybody anything.
It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.