Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall

Annette Bening and Warren Beatty

John and Cindy McCain

Roger Ebert and Oprah Winfrey

Edward II and Piers Gaveston

Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito

Mia Farrow and André Previn

Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn

David Gest and Liza Minnelli

(“Gest, whose lawsuit seeks $10 million in damages, he became a ‘victim of domestic violence’ who, as a result of Minnelli’s beatings, now lives in ‘virtually constant, unrelenting pain’ that requires ’11 prescription medications per day, some more than once.'” – The Smoking Gun)

Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern

Robin Jameson and Dr. Phil

George and Barbara Bush

Debbie Rowe and Michael Jackson

Merv Adelson and Barbara Walters

Jenny Lind Nilsson and Garrison Keillor

Céline Dion and Rene Angelil

Martha and George Washington

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

(Because, hel-lo, like, that would be illegal to even think about?
DON’T THINK ABOUT IT.)

– Jay Gabler, Sarah Heuer, Katie Sisneros, Chrissy Stockton, Emily Weiss, and Jason Zabel, with a shout-out to Joanne Renaud for the hot Edward II fan art.